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Freudian Slip Award of the Day Goes to
Me: “To be a jedi, you must have a high number of chlamydians.”
More fun than the slip was the power of this statement to cause every nerd who heard it to immediately forget what the real jedi-making-things were called, thus beginning a cross office and internet search for the right answer.
Those are not the cells you are looking for.
If I was designing shirts for Obama
It’s America, it’s about race.
My only wish is that Mitt Romney would have made the ticket, that way we could finally deal with the stupid race AND religion problems in America all at one time.
Thanks to CustomInk.com for letting me design my shirts on their site. I really wanted to buy them, but I just didn’t have the funds for the “cheapest” number of shirts.
Blogtwit: Today’s Music
Something between Alice in Chains “Dirt” and Bone Thugs-N-Harmony’s “Thug Love.”
Twitter, please come back to IM.
Joe Cocker
Can make any of my days feel all right. I’d give my left arm to have his (old) voice, but growing another testicle would probably be more useful, maybe another lung.
I miss having twitter plugged into my Instant Messenger, so occasionally my blog will have to suffice.
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I’m getting older
I turn 32 in 15 days.
I’m looking forward to hanging out with my mom who is driving down for my birthday.
I’m looking forward to hanging out with my wife.
I’m looking forward to not getting drunk and not throwing a party–at least this year.
And breasts are just not as interesting as they used to be unless they are attached to my wife.
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