Ideal Writing Critique Group Rules

Unless you’re a stellar editor, write damnit!
Submit your writing to others in the group.
Drink lots.
Critique.
Drink more.
Drink only when reading and not reading.
Never speak obliquely, always in the face with all comments. Spit.
Use excessive profanity, be imaginative and fart occasionally.
Be particularly hard on the educated, the experienced, the knowledgable, they don’t know shit.
Toss all the rules but be on time.