Once upon a time, a long time ago, my dad bought a computer for home use. We had it for a long time. During this time I played a game called Rogue. I hated it because I couldn’t beat it.
About 20 years later, my friends started playing the next incarnation of the game called Nethack. Nethack turns out to be a new incarnation of Rogue. I decide that I have an old score to settle. I ignore Janna, at that time my future wife to be, for around 80 hours, on my quest to best this scourge of my childhood.
