discover fire

Nominated for:

• Best use of duct tape
• After school reminder, “Fire hoses are heavy!”
• Support for Nancy Reagan’s, “Just Say No to Cocaine Campaign”
• The I Love Alan Rickman Award, he should be in more movies!

I do love Alan Rickman. At the time of this posting, the man has only appeared as an actor in 47 features, according to IMDB. 47 movies? Come on man! You should be in MORE MOVIES!

Hey Alan, you’re 61 now. Stay alive long enough to be in one of my movies. I’m thinking you vs. Harrison Ford and Arnold Schwarzenegger. And you win.

“Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!”