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I wait in the indigo darkness for my destiny in this world, and according to my predictions it should happen right… about… now! A brilliant yellow blast ignites over the fountain, sizzling away my night sight. A moment later the bell in the clock tower heralds [...]
This post is Copyright 2007 Jeremy Osborne, All Rights Reserved.
7/22/2005 - Written by: Jeremy Osborne, Vincent Lowe, and Brooks Graham for a 24-hour script/filming competition. (Ultimately, this script, which was basically my script, was scrapped. I still like my version of the script better than the filmed version and post it here for a third [...]
This last week has consisted of working despite my best intentions, and pretending to have short timers only to get a few projects here and there. I asked for a ghostwriter for this post. Here, courtesy of a super secret author, I sign my name to the first story ghostwritten for me.
The Bored Frog
Once [...]
While I’ve stepped back into reading classic novels with Invisible Man (by Ralph Ellison), I give thanks Koushun Takami (and the English translator, Yuji Oniki) for providing me with the intense Battle Royale (aka. Batoru Rowaiaru if you want to sound cool to your Japanese friends).
When I pick up a book to read, I want [...]
This post is Copyright 2007 Jeremy Osborne, All Rights Reserved.
She moved to Germany on business. I think she wanted a break. She promised it would make us money. I think the she had ulterior motives. She called me by phone, prepaid by me, more infrequently. I got interrupted by important business calls. She said it’ll [...]
Before I die, I will star as the bad guy of Die Hardesterererer.
Bruce, you’re a kick ass 50 year-old. Stay alive long enough for me to win the part of Hans Gruber’s second-cousin’s illigitimate test-tube baby.
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My mom and Phil (my mom’s husband) continue to inspire me. Their most recent adventure has a part to play in my following my heart to start a writing career at the age of 30.Mom and Phil retired a few years ago. To use up some of that extra time reading. And they read a [...]
I love pig in the form of bacon. It’s easy to cook, and when cooked first, creates a scrumptious pan greasing forming the basis of a filling, cardiac arresting help-I-need-an-artery-drill meal.
Non-warning: If you know you shouldn’t eat fattening food, you won’t listen to my warnings about how bad this meal is for you, so I [...]
Since my time as a wee boy, I wrote. And I wrote, and I still write. I might have been published in some middle school collection ages ago, but I can’t remember. Recently, this has bothered me, nagging at me. I’ve got this attachment to getting something published, anything published, anywhere. So I submitted my [...]